citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

shingeki-no-dragonprincess:

wir-sind-die-sweagar:

ooh-armin:

Shingeki no Kyojin OVA 2 DVD Cover | Shiganshina Trio. (▰˘◡˘▰)

I Don’t Give A Fuck Squad

 

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

aasimars:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

citibyrd:

citibyrd:

I highly recommend giving up music snobbery. It makes life 1000% more fun.

#liking things is just so much more fun than not liking things

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

sarahisntgold:

this makes me slightly nauseous 

sarahisntgold:

this makes me slightly nauseous 

fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

literalgrantaire:

Hey, they should do a reverse version of Faking It where a couple of lesbians pretend to be straight so they’re accepted!
They could call it “Real Life”.

athee-fille:

say what you want about alois trancy but you can’t deny that boy had some incredibly fierce boots


I’m supposed to believe that?

I’m supposed to believe that?

cruel-kaworus-thesis:

But seriously, if you say “corset scene” every anime fan in the world knows what scene you’re talking about.

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